Good thing I like to smile!

The topic of the day, ‘share something that makes you smile’  is perfect for me! So instead of just doing one thing that makes me smile, I’m doing a few. A lot of things make me happy a little on the inside, pictures, movies, music, sayings, anything clever.

This below story is inappropriate, and uses foul language. Hey, I’m just warning you, but it is extremely clever and hilarious. Typical dialog between two male friends.

‘The Mcgriddle Argument’ by Tucker Max, Author of ‘I hope they serve beer in hell”

 

Guy 1 (Tucker Max) : “Dude–That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?”

Guy2 : “I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partaken the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using an heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonald’s has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didn’t add… yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them… the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.” 

Guy1 : “So you like them?”

Guy2 : “if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth.”

^The Difference Between a man and woman.  This made me laugh so hard when I first saw this. Clearly us women are a little more complex than men. hahaha :p

 

Letter Between a college student and his father:

 
“Dear Dad,

     $chool i$ really great.  I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very
hard.  With all my $tuff, I $imply can’t think of anything I need, $o if you
would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.

     Love,
     Your $on.
     
————————————————————————–

Dear Son,

     I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep
even an hoNOr student busy.  Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is
a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.

     Love,
     Dad”

 

I would feel an obligation to send my child money after such a clever email. I do have to admit though, it’s a conversation I would have with one of my parents. Luckily they both have a good sense of humor. Clearly this dad also had a good sense of humor.

 

A Clockwork Orange<3 Cutest freaking kid ever!!!!

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